Im starting this again!

Its a tops song. And even the chorus is from dat hit Fly like an eagle by seal, u kno, da song off space jam

It's limp bizkit
And this is how we learn

You can't talk to me
You're not supposed be, in my face
So get the fuck outta my face
Why you insist?
You gotta talk that shit,
You gotta keep that dog-ass breath
All up in my face

But I remember when,
you would never lie to a friend
cause you were so high,
you were so shy,
you were so fucked up anyway

life keeps on tickin'
tickin' tickin' into the future
cause this is how we learn
somebody better stop me
or at least stop this beat
before we start getting outta hand
cause this is how we learn
and this is how we burn
somebody better stop me
or at least stop this beat
before we start getting outta hand
cause this is how we learn
and this is how we burn

you can't erase me,
I'm alive as I can be, in your face
So get the fuck outta my face
Why you insist?
just gotta turn out like this,
you're gonna burn out like this all up in my face

but I remember how
you said you want it all and you want it now
cause you were so young,
you were so dumb
you were so fucked up anyway

life keeps on tickin'
tickin' tickin' into the future
cause this is how we learn
somebody better stop me
or at least stop this beat
before we start getting outta hand
cause this is how we learn
and this is how we burn
somebody better stop me
or at least stop this beat
before we start getting outta hand
cause this is how we learn
and this is how we burn

think about it (think about it),
Think about it (think about it)
Oh my (oh my), where you at (where you at)?
C'mon(c'mon)
I know you feelin' it baby (feelin' it baby)
I know you feelin' that (feelin' that)
C'mon
Freak baby, freak freak baby (baby)
Freak baby, freak freak baby (baby)
And this is how it should be done (be done)
And this is how it should be done (be done)
Cause my styyyyyyyyyyyyle is identical to none
(Identical to none)
outta here (outta here)
I'm getting' the hell outta here (hell outta here)
Limp bizkit style (limp bizkit style)
Hey lethal wait up ( hey lethal wait up)

"wake me up when that crappy song ends"

Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's
happened to you on this list. Put the number you are left with in
the subject line EXAMPLE... if you did ONE thing you would put 99%

>Smoked. Yep, but did nuthin for me
>Drank alcohol. Yep, and I'm a really nice drunk, ive herd
>Cried when someone died. Nope, but Im sure I would now
>Been drunk. Yep, lol from women drinx aswell
>Had sex. Nope
>Been to a concert. Yep, And felt up dis chik in a moss pitt, aswell as hit the lead singer for, "I killed the prom queen" in the back of his head. funny thing was, I dont think he noticed dat much
>Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. Sort of... but Ill say yes

>Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. No
>Been verbally sexually harassed. Yep, Like who wasnt
>Verbally sexually harassed somebody. Yep, lol from a little girl, its too imbarassing to describe
>Felt someone up and/or been felt up. Oh yeah. Both
>Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. Yep, I didnt think it was possible, but wen it happened, I was like to my mates, "did u see dat, out of my nose" and started to laugh again
>Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. Kind of, so yes

>Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. I dont kno, caus they didnt tell me, but im sure they didnt.....exept

>Been to prom. Nope, but im goin to someones either dis year or next, dont really kno da details

>Cried at school. Almost, actually yes, It was in year one, and...well, things didnt go so well on dat dai

>Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. Yep, Ill just say like Kmart or target.
>Went streaking. Yes! And It was freakin cold
>Given a lap dance. Nope
>Had someone of the opposite sex in your room Yep, wow wat an achievement.
>Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. Yes, but It was ages ago, u kno wen girls were yucky
>Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. Yep, crashed afta a party
>Kissed a stranger. lol no
>Hugged a stranger. Yep, I thought it was my dad, but it wasnt him.
>Went scuba diving. Yep, In Queensland
>Driven a car. Yep, Da good old....sorry my good old nissan pintara
>Gotten an xray. Yep, teeth and feet
>Hit by a car. Yep lol, Sam if ya readin, my rite foot wants an apologie
>Had a party. Yep, B day and stuff, but nuthin too big
>Done drugs. Yes.....But Im no stoner, and its not funny callin me dat
>Played strip poker. Yes, but stopped afta I was da first to take sumtin off, I just left
>Got paid to strip for someone. Nope
>Ran away from home. Yep
>Broken a bone. Nope
>Eaten sushi. Yep
>Bought porn. lol, yes Im 17 and male. If ya havnt u hav no penis
>Watched porn. Yep
>Made porn. lol no

>Had a crush on someone of the same sex. Its imbarraseing but yes
>Been in love. No Idea, but I think I was
>Frenched kissed. Yep
>Laughed so hard you cried. Nope, didnt kno it was possible
>Cried yourself to sleep. Yes....
>Laughed yourself to sleep. Yes
>Stabbed yourself. Yes, but it was accident, it was wit a bit rom one of those compasses
>Shot a gun. Yep, my bro is high profile in da army
>Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next
>day. Yes, It happens alot dese dais
>Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. Im fairly sure I mite have
>Been online for 9 consecutive hours. Nah
>Watched an animal die. Yep, ants
>Watched a person die. Nope, but wat a bad thought...
>Had sex and/or messed around

somewhere with atleast 1 person
>present.Nah
>Pranked somebody. Yep, antoher one sayin who hasnt
>Put somebody in the hospital. Nope
>Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. Yep, alot
>Kissed somebody of the same sex. Neva
>Dressed punk. Yes lol, I hate punk, but In adelaide I wanted to giv it a try
>Dressed goth. Yes, well, I wore all black and a Metallica shirt to da movie, and the person said I looked goth
>Dressed preppy. Yep,
>Been to a motocross race. Yes, but it wsnt big
>Avoided somebody. Like every dai
>Been stalked. Yes, but it was only a mate who didnt kno wat I was doin
>Stalked someone. Yep, Just for fun, wasnt a chik
>Met a celebrity. Yep, Joe Roff, and sum othas
>Played an instrument. Yes, but poorly
>Ridden a horse. Yes, but it was like a pony
>Cut yourself. Yes, u kno mistakes happen wen ur doin the garden or cuttin food
>Bungee jumped. Nope, but I want to
>Ding dong ditched somebody. Yep, at like 12 in da mornin
>Been to a wild party. Yep, had too much of everthin
>Got caught stealing something. Yes, U can just feel ya face go brite red
>Kicked a guy in the balls. lol yes, but one of those was an accident
>Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. No, but I did from a dickhead
>Went out with your friend's crush. Nope

>Got arrested. Nope
>Been pregnant. No
>Babysat. Yes, It was horrible
>Been to another country. Yep, a few actually
>Started your house on fire. Nah, oh yes, but it was small
>Had an encounter with a ghost. Nah
>Donated your hair to cancer patients. lol I havnt, dam
>Been asked out by someone that you never

though you'd to be asked
>out by. Yes, only caus I didnt kno I gav dat sort of Impact
>Cried over a member of the opposite sex. no.....
>Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. nah, actually my closest was 2 and a bit
>Sat on your ass all day. No, I also slept
>Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. lol No, but I did get help from a mate one time
>Had a job. No, but im gettin one dese holidais
>Gotten cut from a sports team. No, even though one team I olny turned up to da trainin like 3 times out of the season
>Been called a whore. Yep, only as a joke
>Danced like a whore. no, but dats caus I cant dance
>Been mistaken for a celebrity. No, but u kno, im sure i look like brad pitt......
>Been in a car accident. Yes, almost hit a pole
>Been told you have beautiful eyes. Yes, and it was creepy
>Been told you have beautiful hair. Yes, and dats wen it was short, i like it betta long
>Raped somebody. No
>Danced in the rain. Yes, but again, I cant dance
>Been rejected. Nope
>Walked out of a restaurant without paying. lol yes, it was my whole family, and we forgot to pay da bill
>Punched someone/slapped someone in the face Yes, He was my best mate and it was in kindie

72 minus 100 is 28

I got 28%, wat does dat mean??

Todai was one of the best eva!! Like nuthin happened to make me particular happy, but its just one of those random dais where you just wake up happy. SO AWSOME!

I started it off in Design tach, where even my teacher says, "Joe you look happy", "I am", "well....dont be this is skool". I wasnt dat funny but i couldnt stop giggleing. Recess was good caus i scored soo many goals in basketball, and i ussally suk at it. Graphics was soo good!! I was doin dis assignment where i drew HHH (if ya dont kno who he is, im gonna cry ) anyway i had to show everyone dis picture, in which i drew, of a half naked man wit 'The Game' written on it. Caus it took me ages to do, and a bit funny in the eyes of others, I was nervous a little of how people would see it, but still smilein. They loved it! like the class aswell as the teacher. It was so reasureing, and no one cared dat he was only in his trunks, and was quite the musculiar one.

Again wit Basketball, and again i was on fire. Study was after but i couldnt stop while on dis role, an kept playin all through it. Afta skool i catched da bus. I was talkin about the koolest things to my mate, and he lent me 3 DVD's. i think they were, Crash which is ment to be really good, Lost and delerious, which is one of my favourite movies, and tomb rader 2, lol i havnt seen it, is it good??

Then caufght the second bus, Where i apoligized to Amy once again for gettin her dad cut at her, But K wasnt on da bus, so i got off at the first stop. I met dis person who got off aswell as me, and apparently called me on Sat, and I called hot, imbarresing. Nah she seemed kool, and was a good talk to for the distance i had to walk.

Then it came to K. It felt so weird dat the dai afta she broke up wit me, i was glowing. I told her how i was, but got a little shut down. Its ok caus i dont think anythin would hav screwed me Todai.

Seriously but, I hav a thereory about my behaviours. Its not take i lost a Girl friend, but found my Best mate bak! I love you, but i was soo confused by in wat way. I thought i saw u as "Gf i wanna go to your bed wit u and thunp it from one side of the room to the other' (now dats poetry), But its more like baby, I think you are a wonderful person and wit out u, I would be a mess and probally turned out to be a druggo, or sumtin stupid.

I will miss you wen u go to Germany, but i kno your in good hands, and i want u to be happy. And i really REALLY wish things can get bak to usual. U kno, i tell u stuff and trust u, u invite me to see movies wit stone cold in it, I do the walls of Joe to u, u hit me betyween the legs.... ahhhhh, good times.

For all the Jerichoholics, And Game fanatics, ROK ON!!!